flaming surprise


a paper bag, filled with excrement and lighter fluid and lit on fire.
fill a brown paper bag with excrement and lighter fluid, place it on somebody’s front porch, light it, ring the door bell and run! when they open the door, they will try and stomp it out with their foot! you have a flaming surprise!

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