Flamingo Jockey
in sport, a flamingo jockey is one who rides flamingos in flamingo racing or dresses accordingly while riding a flamingo. the flamingo does not have to be alive for the jockey to be considered a ‘flamingo jockey’
flamingo jockeys in barbados are renowned as having the fastest flamingos in the world giving them the nicknames ‘badoflams’.
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