Flamper


the place where your hamper should be, as well as the place where your clothes are, when you are too much of a slack-ss to finish the laundry.

warning: the use of this term may induce -ssault.
husband: “sweetheart have you seen the laundry basket? nevermind, i’ll just leave these socks in the flamper.”
wife: wham-o!
a floor used in place of a hamper.
“hey, get your clothes off the flamper!”
a big pile of dirty clothes on the floor, or simply using the floor to store dirty clothes
i threw those jeans on the flamper.

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