flanders
someone who takes christianity too seriously, revolving most or all of their everyday life around g-d and/or the bible.
those ‘jesus saves’ guys are a bunch of flanderses.
the dutch speaking region of the country belgium. inhabitants of this region are called flemmings (no there isn’t a country called “flemm”)the french speaking part of belgium is called wallonia.
you are a lemming??
-no, i am a flemming, inhabitant of flanders, the dutch speaking region of belgium.
somebody who never does anything wrong, a do-gooder. this person will often seem to good to be true.
i can’t believe how perfect she is it’s like she’s not even human, she is such a flanders.
a complete stranger who approaches you at a gas station in the middle of nowhere, only to ask you if you’ve “found jesus yet?” the question is usually accompanied by a proselytizing business card depicting someone going to h-ll for their supposed sins.
car owner: f-ckin’ gas prices are ridiculous!!
flanders: ‘scuse me, but i couldn’t help noticing you’re really mad about the price of gasoline. have you accepted jesus christ as your lord n’ savior? he’ll help you with your anger.
car owner: what are you, some kinda nutcase?
a flander is a tiny cat for your dog to keep it company while your out on a walk. there is no smaller pet for your flander. they don’t make cats that small.
– my dog gets really unhappy when i leave for work, so he breaks things.
– well, have you tried getting him a flander?
a teacher/man who looks exactly like ned flanders and likes young girls
evan: dude check out that flanders!
mike: i know that c-ck was checking out my woman yest-rday!
it means ur gay and a nerd like ned flander
god,,, ur such a flander
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