flankingnob


a flankingn-b is a person who, while you are engaged in an activity, will annoyingly come up behind you and start talking/ engaging with you, regardless of the fact you are obviously focused on another activity. the term flankingn-b becomes apparent and relevant by the way in which the person stands behind you while you’re sitting down, and places their crotch against your shoulder, as if they could rest their p-n-s upon your shoulder.
example:
“did you see pete today man?

“no, what he do?

“he was being a right flankingn-b: stood right up behind my shoulder trying to talk to me about what he did last night with his mum and sister.”

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