flanneling


flanneling is the female equivelant of teabagging. the woman in question saunters up to the intended victim, which is ideally in a relaxed lying down state, open and receptive to new experiences.

upon arrived, the woman gently lowers herself onto the victim’s face, and attempts to lay down her l-b– on the bridge of the victim’s nose.

note that women who have given birth to multiple and/or oversized children make for more successful flannelers.
dude, i was just taking a nap and stacy decided to give me a good old fashioned flanneling, it was scary yet awesome.

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