Flantastic


when something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of flan. in theory.
lee: dude, this essay is totally…totally…i can’t think of a word!!!!!!!

kerry: flantastic.

lee: flantastic???

kerry: yes.

lee: what!?!?! that doesn’t make sense!

kerry: it does if you have a 12th level intellect. do you?

lee: …no, i don’t know what that is.

kerry: then you don’t have it, so shut up.
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when something is so amazing, that it rivals the consistency of flan. which is solid but flexible, making it something to depend on.
dude: dude, this essay is totally…totally…i can’t think of a word!!!!!!!

me: flantastic.

dude: flantastic???

me: yes.

dude: what!?!?! that doesn’t make sense!

me: it does if you have a 12th level intellect. do you?

dude: …no, i don’t know what that is.

me: then you don’t have it, so shut up.
way more awesome than regular fantastic.
wow, that song was executed way more flantasticly than the original version.

or

h-llo jane, i just think its really flantastic that you decided to try the at home abortion kit.
if something is flantastic it is extremely jewish, sticky, and dirty. a flantastic item would be something like a used uncleaned double-dong and doing a flanstastic deed would be like giving yourself or another person the reverse shocker.

if someone is called flantastic it means they are easy, sl-tty, and/or dirty.
dude that b-tch was so flantastic in bed! she let me use her any way i wanted!!

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