flap kerfuffle
when a v-g-n- is such a calamity due to a long drawn out process of incessant poundage by a male with either a large member or particularly big in size. this renders the v-g-n- a mess comparable to a victoria sponge that had multiple karate chops from a trained professional.
david: did you have s-x with sarah the other night?
nigel: yes i did, it was cl-ssic. she’d just broken up with her 6ft 5” african american boyfriend.
david: wow.
nigel: yeah, her v-g-n- was a complete flap kerfuffle.
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