flap snap
the female equivalent of a d-ck pic, the flap snap is a mercifully theoretical image. thought to be the “star of wormwood” referenced in revelation 10:8, the flap snap is a harbinger of the apocalypse. that a woman would engage in the ill-advised practice of taking tightly framed shots of her genitalia (until then the sole province of misguided men) signals the end not only of justified body shame and common sense, but also the world.
certain interpretations of the writings of nostradamus hold that the flap snap will be taken on a gold iphone 5s.
“star of wormwood” or not, the subject of the flap snap is no stranger to wood, or worms.
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