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  the act of scarying your s-xual partner just before s-x and still being able to engage in the s-xual activities expected, or having s-x with a female partner missionary and just before her climax stopping and engaging in -n-l s-x while at the same time yelling “boo”. i gave my girlfriend a spooky boo last […]

• Spooky Underpants

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• Sporge

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• Sports Penis

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• Sprinkle Muffins

  a term or phrase, commonly used by gingers, to replace a bad or “curse” word. tyler: hey, so yeh, i was texting someone last night and … madison: oh sprinkle m-ffins! i forgot to record the new ghost adventures! tyler: can’t you just record the whole season? thats what i did! madison: oh yeh … […]

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