Flapees


the name -ssociated with a group of adult males who congregate every week at a suburban hockey arena and sacrifice their ligaments and joints in order to establish their supremacy in a hockey beer league and impress their wives, girlfriends and children.
“those flapees sure can cycle the puck on the powerplay!”
“i wish my husband was as hot as that flapee”
“my dad is a flapee and your dad is not.”

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