Flapjack booty
a debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical, flat shape of booty. named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. flapjack -ss can be cured with regular visits to your local gym, where it’s possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. flapjack -ss is most common amongst male members of the caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn’t affect the other races as well. occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. when flapjack -ss is discovered on a woman, it’s often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.
“lo, look at that face! alas, it seems he suffers from flapjack booty! he does not appear to be a suitable mate. how unfortunate.”
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