Flapjacker


1. a large, burly gay man who takes pleasure in raping small straight men.

2. a h-m-s-xual male who converts heteros-xuals struggling with their s-xual ident-ty, into full blown h-m-s-xuals.
i just got reamed by a flapjacker. not only will i need my -ss st-tched back together, but i’ll need to see a therapist as well, because the whole ordeal was so psychologically tramatizing.
a creepy, unregistered s-x offender who sneaks into young, unsuspecting girls houses and engages them in s-xual intercourse. this particular kind of intercourse involves pancakes, syrup, berries or any other kind of pancake topping.
dude, i totally pulled a flapjacker on my gf last night!
1.one who has sweaty s-xual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 f-cking pounds!

2. flapjack- a adj. replacing “gay”.
intercourse with “don vito” from viva la bam would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. you’re so flapjack.

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