flapjackin’
a term for a lesbian s-x act similar to scissor s-x where the action moves from side to side rather than back and forth. the term derives from the stacking of l-b– which resembles a stack of pancakes.
this scissor s-x isn’t hitting it, it’s time for some flap jackin’.
the act of folding the excess body cleavage of an obese man or woman, typically used for making sweet love to an alternative orafice. crisco, rendered bacon fat and luke warm b-tter are all optional.
leroy: dude, i went hoggin’ on some white bread last night.
darryl: did you get the stank?
leroy: (ashamed look)
darryl: don’t tell me you went flapjackin’ again mothaf-cka!
leroy: it wasn’t my fault, dat b-tch p-ssed out cold so i found a flap and i jacked it!
darryl: h-ll yeah! jack dat flap negro!
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