Flapping the Floppy Cow
to m-st-rb-t- in cl-ss, often causing you to breathe heavily and make your desk quickly move up and down. derived from the infamous van fap floppy cow, the king of in-school fap.
person: van fap, what the h-ll are you doing?
van fap floppy cow: i’m flapping the floppy cow, why would i be doing anything else?
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