Flareaticus


the art or study of flaring nostrils. is often enjoyed by nerds, geeks, or dorks. not many others find comfort and p-ssion in the art or study of flareaticus. flareaticus has oftentimes gotten mixed up with flarenticis, the art or study of nose picking.
larry: hey billy, where were you after school yesterday, we were supposed to go to the high school football game together!
billy: oh, i’m sorry larry, i was at my flareaticus club meet!
i now know how to flare my nostrils in 5 different ways!
larry: oh, wow, i didn’t know! i’m so sorry for doubting you!

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