flarf
flarf is the sound a bunny makes when it has gone down a slide for the thousandth time and it’s at the bottom right and it just does not want to climb back up anymore.
“flarf”
flarf: a quality of intentional or unintentional “flarfiness.” a kind of corrosive, cute, or cloying, awfulness. wrong. un-p.c. out of control. “not okay.”
flarf (2): the work of a community of poets dedicated to exploration of “flarfiness.” heavy usage of google search results in the creation of poems, plays, etc., though not exclusively google-based. community in the sense that one example leads to another’s reply-is, in some part, contingent upon community interaction of this sort. poems created, revised, changed by others, incorporated, plagiarized, etc., in semi-public.
flarf (3) (verb): to bring out the inherent awfulness, etc., of some pre-existing text.
flarfy: to be wrong, awkward, stumbling, semi-coherent, f-cked-up, un-p.c. to take unexpected turns; to be jarring. doing what one is “not supposed to do.”
mm-hmm
yeah, mm-hmm, it’s true
big birds make
big doo! i got fire inside
my “huppa”-chimp(tm)
gonna be agreessive, greasy aw yeah god
wanna doot! doot!
pffffffffffffffffffffffffft! hey!
oooh yeah baby gonna shake & bake then take
awwwwwl your monee, honee (tee hee)
uggah duggah buggah biggah buggah muggah
hey! hey! you stoopid mick! get
off the paddy field and git
me some chocolate quik
put a q-tip in it and stir it up sick
pocka-mocka-chocka-locka-ding dong
f-ck! sh-t! p-ss! oh it’s so sad that
syndrome what’s it called tourette’s
make me hai-ee! shout out loud
cuz i love thee. thank you g-d, for listening!
all of the non-bud tr-mm-ngs of a marijuana plant used to make hash
“dude i just finished harvesting and i have a m-ssive bag of flarf to make hash with.
a gerbil’s natural habitat. flarfs are commonly created by multiple leftover natches in david h-sslehoff’s fridge.
shane likes to smear flarf over his chest and head over for his job interview.
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