FLARKENTHROPOLOGIST


a flarkenthropologist is a s-x therapy -ssistant. medically certified by the mob and founded by the great uncle of chuck norris. often shortened to flarke; which is a clever word to say f-ck. (ex: shut the flarke up) the abbreviation really has nothing to do with the main word itself, other than the word f-ck which ties to the word s-x. a flarkenthropologist can be located at your near by health center, hospital, or campus health services center.
no taylor i can’t go loko with 4loko tonight, i have an appointment with my flarkenthropologist

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