Flarmt


a flarmt is a flaming fart. before you let one ‘rip’ you put a lit match somewhere around the rim of your b-tt. then you try to catch it in a bottle once the fart becomes a flame. you can save the flarmt for later or you can smell/inhale it right away.
“hey tom”
“sup bill?”
“not much”
“cool, what do you want to do today?”
“i dont know, want to catch some flarmts?”
“ya, i will go get a bottle”

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