flarping
the act of utilizing flarp around a public location, such as a store or supermarket. the sound that flarp makes can be performed numerous ways, very creative ways, in order to confuse any pedestrian. flarping is a soon-to-be art form that includes three crucial pieces: the sound, the execution of the act, and the response/reaction of the victim.
mike: “hey hunt, what are you doing this weekend?”
hunt: “i’m going flarping with the guys. wanna come with us?”
mike: “f-ck yea! i was hoping you would ask! this means a lot to me bro!”
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a fatal form of live action roleplay, originating from the webcomic homestuck
she wasn’t allowed to go flarping with her friends because her moirail thought it was far too dangerous
the act of fapping while larping
tom: why is brian’s hand down his pants?
mike: oh, he’s flarping to that wood elf over there.
tom: just repulsive.
the act of c-ck blocking a random hook-up… especially when one is desperate and looking to get some.
“no flarping allowed tonight! i’m desperate and haven’t gotten any in months!”
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