Flash-Drive Jockey


the “tech” employees at big box electronics stores. they usually have no real it skills. they just use a flash drive that diagnoses and fixes issues with computers that they service.
took my laptop in for a tune-up. that f-cking flash-drive jockey didn’t do a d-mn thing i couldn’t have done myself. and they charged me 200 bucks.

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