Flash Flood
n.
an unplanned, usually unjustifiably long session of watching several videos on any flash video site that recommends more videos, usually resulting in some variant of youtuberculosis; -n-logous to an addictive video link surfing episode.
“i was just going to watch that one video, but then these other two videos looked funny, and before i knew it i was drowning in a flash flood… and that’s why i need an extension on the paper.”
the over excitement of a female in the moments before s-x causing an excess of v-g-n-l fluid.
did you cause a flash flood before you hit that?
an exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman’s v-g-n- to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.
1. kim,”jeez debbie that guy is so s-xy.”
debbie, “yeea i just had a flash flood.”
2. fact: kieth richard’s pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.
a surprise facial given to a girl by one or more guys
she got one h-ll of a flashflood last night
sneak up on a person and j-zz on their face and yell “flash flood!!”
mike snuck up on suzan and yelled “flash flood!!”
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