flash-jerk
d1. someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. someone who becomes s-xually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. a person with lots of money and power but few s-xual outlets. can be recognized by the look of l-st and hate in his/her eyes.
that partner at “big money law firm x” is such a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to f-ck for him but they refused.
d1. someone who steals away to jerk off really quickly
d2. someone who becomes s-xually aroused by exposing his/herself
d3. a person with lots of money and power but few s-xual outlets. can be recognized by the look of l-st and hate in his/her eyes.
that partner at “big money law firm x” is such a flash-jerk, he tried to get a whole bunch of articling students to f-ck for him but they refused.
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