flashbang

to have s-x at the “speed of light.” almost every time a guy flash bangs a girl, it is known to be a huge disappointment and rumored around the workplace or school for months.
dude, i was so embarr-ssed when i flash banged her.
i’ll be over in a minute when i’m done flash banging this chick.
how come i always flashbang my girl?
he always flash bangs me!
a grenade used by special police units that produces a blinding flash

also having s-x for a very short time, more commonly known as a “quickie”
(grenade, hand, stun). a less lethal grenade used by us police, as well as special forces the world over. typically such grenades deliver 9 ear splittingly loud bangs and blinding flashes, which come half a second apart. these grenades stun and have a seriously immobilising effect. (from experience) your head seems uncapable of functioning, you cannot see strait (if at all) and you can hear nothing but ringing. the effects last a considerable time, and leave you with a banging headache. in a situation of use, such grenades would be tossed into a room to “prepare” them for a hostage rescue clearance.
a flashbang is tossed into the room.

b a n g !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

very very very loud, trust me! the occupants of the room are stunned and find themselves unable to do anything.

then a four man -ssault team takes any terrorists prisoner or immobilises any firther threat before lining up the hostages for search and check.
v. to f-ck someone most vigorously and rapidly, as if one were the flash.

n. a nonincendiary explosive which creates a concussive blast of sound and a temporarily blinding burst of light.
henry: ha ha! i got you with my flash bang!
chris: oh yea! -b-mps into a wall- well i flash banged your mom last night!
“stun grenade” or “flash grenade” used by law enforcement. combines a flash of light and a loud noise (imagine that) to startle, immobilize, or stun an enemy as the team makes entry.

it’s also the grenade in cs that makes your screen go white for a full second. desired use is -ssociated with room clearing and pwning the other team, so why are my teammates the only ones who ever seem to use them on me?
i totally flashbanged my team and it won the game.
once intercourse has ended, the male busts in the females eyes..thus rendering her sight, not being able to see, flashbanging her.
“i flashbanged the hoe after we f-cked, she was blind and fell down the stairs”
an adventure, escapade, or other opportunity involving an unexpected s-xual encounter whether its during a casual hook-up, or within an actual romantic relationship.
son: what is considered rape nowadays?

father: a non consensual, illegal, immoral, amoral, and one sided (in the guy’s favor) flash-bang. i don’t give a rat’s -ss whether it’s the correct legal definition, that’s for the state to decide, but there you go, that’s my definition of rape.
a grenade that blinds you and makes you temperarily deaf. when thrown on rainbow six 3 it is usually followed by ” watch out your eyes ”
” watch out your eyes!”
” ah f-ck you drewpeac-k ”

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