Flashlight Bitch
when you’re a youngin and your -sshole father is trying to fix something in the dark and needs you to hold the flashlight for him but then b-tches and complains if you can’t hold the flashlight completely steady.
father: son get your -ss over here and hold this flashlight while i fix this.
19yr old son: f-ck that i’m not your flashlight b-tch anymore. make johnny do it.
-8yr old son runs over-
father: what the h-ll is wrong with you can you not hold a flashlight steady. boy if you don’t point it where i’m working i will slap you into next week. -rant continues…-
-19yr old son walks away chuckling-
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