Fläskkäft


swedish word, mostly used by svullo. it’s directly translated to “pork-mouth”. something thrown at fat women, but never towards men. in order to really make this word work perfectly, try and make sure the fat woman does infact have extremely low self-esteem.

in order to master this word in english: fläsk ; (fla’esk) -käft ; (schaeft).
– lawl, whatever fläskkäft.
– hehe, that doesn’t bother me at all that you’d call me that. it’s not like i’m going to go and hurl countless loads of mayo down my throat to ease the pain… the very pain that’s traveling through my left arm right now.
– fläskkäft…
– whatever, it’s not like i’m going to go on random chat-client and turn on my cam in order to get some middle-aged man to say i’ve got pretty t-ts.

etc. etc.

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