Flat ASS Flasher
an old man,well past any s-x appeal(if he even had any) who insists on bending over -real obvious to show his sad flat b-tt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this
d-mn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,he’s a flat -ss flasher
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