flat baller


an ultimate frisbee player. the “ball” in this case is a 175 gram discraft ultrastar.
i am going out on a date tonight with a gal who’s a flatballer. (or) that flat baller can boat race.
to be a flatballer is to not quite be a complete “baller” or “balla”. someone who tries to fit in with hip hop gangsta crew, but cannot quite do it.
aka carlton from fresh prince of bel-air is trying to be cool like will but he is a flatballer

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