flat culture


refers to pop culture that has become stale. the “flat” part of the term is related to the state of soda once it has lost its fizz(and thus doesn’t taste very good any more).
once a bubble of pop culture has popped, it’s flat culture.
“did you hear about (something that’s been in the news for a week)?”
“man, you must be kidding. that’s flat culture now!”

Read Also:

  • Flash rape

    to be photographed without consent and having been blinded by the flash of the camera. to be left feeling disorientated and confused; like a rabbit in caught in headlights. when i went to my friends wedding the other day i got flash raped by the photographer. who knows what they are doing with my picture […]

  • flatcocking

    (noun) slang term used to describe lesbian s-x. sh-tpants and her friend there have been flatc-cking for so long, they are starting to look alike. the act of two women (lesbian or not) sitting across from each other with their legs spread open and sideways, allowing for full contact of their v-g-n- to one another. […]

  • Flathanite

    northern irish word that means when one forgets to do an obvious task. oh flathanite i cannot believe i forgot to lock the door.

  • Flash the threes!

    a hand gesture used to symbolize the greatness of “the 3” mr.mike mastell threes are to be held up: 1.during pictures with random objects 2.extremley drunken parties 3. during football games 4. whenever you talk about “the 3″ if you are a true nd 08 student u flash the threes..maddd st.cecilia threw up madd threes […]

  • Flash poopy

    when you leave your house feeling fine and you get to your destination, but all of a sudden you need to defecate (poo)… now. much like a flash flood, except coming from the sphincter, and not the rain. martha: “i had a really great date, do you want to come inside? ;)” gunther: “sorry martha, […]


Disclaimer: flat culture definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.