flat dick
>n. 1 a bitter miserable person who must act in such a way as to make those around him miserable also. 2 a person who can not bear to see others in a state of happiness.
origin late twentieth cent.:english, unable to get an erection; flat, like a tire.
who’s that flatd-ck?
term used when describing a person who is idiotic or is useless, kind of like a flat d-ck would be.
did you hear what greg said the other day? he is such a flat d-ck!
one who prevents those around him from enjoying fun and/or amusing activities.
jason: dan, are you done drinking?
dan: yes, jason, i believe i am.
jason: flat d-ck
a top down foolish -ss pranksta thats always flacid and cant get it up
d-mn whats with the flatd-ck you canker sore.
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