flat flatz


– a term used by experienced surfer’s in the south florida region
– means “no waves at all”
– when there are no waves in the ocean
craig: “dude1, did you see those kids trying to ride the flat flatz?”
johnny: “haha, yeah man. total wipe out.”

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