flatlandbilly
1.a person,chiefly white and male,who lives in a rural area where the terrain is flat as opposed to mountainous or hilly, frequently accompanied by a female mate, a floppy baby and a screaming toddler clad only in a diaper. female is usually notable for the lack of supportive undergarments.
2.a hillbilly without the hills.
plural:flatlandbillies
“upon moving to the eastern north carolina,andrew observed that the cashier at walmart appeared to be what can only be described as a flatlandbilly.”
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