Flatpattied


getting drunk, hammered, sloshed, trashed, f-cked up, ratchet or extremely intoxicated.
you should have seen john last night, he got so flatpattied he p–ped his pants.

i can’t wait to go out and get flatpattied this weekend.

that girl is so flatpattied she can’t even form a sentence.

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