flatscan
one who does not understand computers, or one who harbors a deep-rooted dislike for computers or the internet.
from the x-men term “flatscan”, a derogatory term for non-mutants. as the mutants considered themselves the next step in human evolution, “flatscans” were those who would be left behind as the world progressed. a similar fate awaits those who dislike or cannot comprehend computers, and the cyber community adapted the term to mean non-cyber rather than non-mutant.
flatscans generally need to call tech support for such complicated steps as opening microsoft word, and never remember to check their email.
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