Flattening Your Mouse


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the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
person 1: what’s that banging sound coming from my room?

person 2: oh person 3 is in there flattening your mouse

person 3: isn’t that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

person 2: yep.

person 3: maybe i should bash it against your face.

person 1: well that escalated quickly.

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