Flatter than a witch’s tit


adjective. extremely flat. a witch is traditionally considered not to be the model of fertility and, as such to be less than buxom.
norfolk is a very windy county but that is not surprising -it is flatter than a witch’s t-t.
i turned the key but, having left the radio on all night the battery was as flat as a witch’s t-t.

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