flatterbait
a subset of “clickbait,” the internet quiz that yield highly improbable yet flattering results, prompting the quiz-taker to post to social media ponder how such results were determined.
i feel compelled to tell you all about this flatterbait that told me i was as s-xy as (current celebrity s-x symbol name) so that all of you will visit this site, verify the unlikely yet flattering results, increase their click-count and allow them to charge higher advertising rates.
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