Flattus Maximus
flattus maximus is a red faced guitar god in the band gwar. flattus is the lead guitarist in gwar. his outfit consists of two triceratops on his shoulders, a green cloth to cover his areas, his killer footwear, a red mask, and of course, his customized green (sometimes uses red) esp ltd mh400 guitar.
womb with a view and bring back the bomb are great examples of flattus maximus shredding on guitar.
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