flatuate


when you release a toot toot into the potty or wherever you are located. preferably into the potty…

jacob fartpants sure has to flatuate a lot!
when methane gas is released from your -ss.
“my friend justin flatuates on a regular bases, and since he’s a firecrotch, ignites everything.”

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