Flatulatio
the act of a male p-ssing gas while receiving oral s-x from a partner.
typically a very embarr-ssing thing which ends “the mood” instantaneously, though some are the inverse and are actually aroused by the act.
bob: “so how’d it go last night?”
joe: “it went well, until the flatulatio incident. guess we shouldn’t have gone to taco bell for the first date.”
bob: “what’d she do? freak out?”
joe: “no, that was the worst part. she asked if i could do it again.”
bob: “someone who likes flatulatio.. i’m not sure if you should run for the hills or jump on that.”
the art of sucking a fart out of the -n-s of a partner/victim.
derived from the latin words ‘felatio’ and ‘flatulation’.
price: come here tashie, i want a bit of flatulatio and i like the feel of your hairy back and tash on me johnny bravo.
tashie: yes mr.president. right away.
yours sincerly,
c. price
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