flatuoso



a person of remarkable ability in the art of the fart. tuneful and melodic, a flatuoso is to flatulence what a virtuoso is to cl*ssical music.
the crowd applauded as keith performed his air biscuit adagio in b flatulence minor. he was recognised as one the the greatest flatuosos of his era.

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