Flatury


lifting someone’s self esteem by complimenting the efficacy of their flatulence.
hey mike, that was a nasty smalling fart! great job! i hope your head doesn’t get too big with all of this flatury.

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    the act of belittling a thing or person. “how dare you floxinoxinifilificate me!”


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