flautist
one who “plays the flute”; literally, a h-m-, but can be used to describe any moron or dumb-ss encountered in everyday life.
john made the whole cl-ss listen to his poetry and interpretive dance routine again today. what a f-cking flautist.
the football team lost by 42 points again last game…what a bunch of flautists.
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