Flay
the best ship out there
person 1: do you ship flay?
person 2: h-ll yeah!
an awesome killing maneuver in an fps or team game whereas the killer (or flayer) overcomes his adversaries regardless of the odds against him. to flay your opponent is beyond owned or pwned. to be flayed is a total disgrace.
on teamspeak: ‘yo, take out that dude coming in from the right.’
‘no way chief, he’s a flayer’
‘dude, you got a rocket launcher, hit him now!!’
‘you hit him and let him flay your skinny b-tt, not mine.’
when you take off skin from the animal.
an abbreviation if the phrase ‘fair play’ used to acknowledge an agreement of fair conduct.
davy foster: i’m not wearing any underwear today
jess: flay.
bob: how was your night jack?
jack: i had a threesome.
bob: flay.
laying on the floor. not to be confused with having intercourse on the floor, which is known as flex.
imma get my flay on!
noun:
one who really sucks at something.
one who messes something up really bad.
one who has a big ego.
one who is a doofy stupid spoiled brat.
one who is somewhere they shouldn’t be.
one who overcooks asparagus.
verb:
to really suck at something.
to mess something up really bad.
to have a big ego.
to be a doofy stupid spoiled brat.
to be somewhere you shouldn’t.
to overcook asparagus.
aww man you really flay’d that all up you flaying flay-wad.
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