flazy


abbreviation referring to a c-ck when it is between flaccid and rock hard (i.e. it is fat and lazy)
i love adriana lima…she gives me such a flazy.
the quality of being both fat and lazy. the word was actually invented by a person who was fat and lazy so they could describe themselves with less effort. often used when declining to do someone else a favor or otherwise perform a task requiring work.
example 1:

mother: derp, go get me the remote!

derp: naw, i’m too flazy.

example 2:

herp was going to sweep the floor, but decided he was too flazy.
this word is a combination of two words f-cking lazy – similar to the term fugly, f-cking ugly. you would use this word to describe someone who is lethargic.
thats one flazy b-tch!

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