Flazzer


someone who uses the words in the urban dictionary when talking instead of speaking english.

someone who actively and willingly removes him or herself from acceptance in contemporary society by refusing to speak properly and then complains that “the white man” is keeping them down.
a – fo’ shizzle my nizzle!
b – pardon me?
a – yo! fo’ shizzle my nizzle!?!
b – what?
a – yo! waazup?
b – i’m sorry i can’t understand you. i speak english, not ebonics you dumb flazzer!

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