Fleacone


1. a plastic cone placed on a dog’s head to prevent it from gnawing at itself when afflicted by fleas.

2. the ultimate level of douchebaggery, a collar popped so ourageously high it immitates the aforementioned object. thought to prevent said douchebag from gnawing at over-lacoste cologned areas of his body.
1. “my dog has a fleacone for the next week.”

2. “hey, look at that douchebag with that fleacone over there! what a f-g!”

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