Fleety
a nocternal species, believed to inhabitate urban areas in the south of england. noted by anthropologists to be lacking motivation and regularly losing its ability to construct coherent sentences.
mostly grazes on plants of the marijuana family and cereals.
mating rituals are bizarre to say the least, secrecy is at large with phrases such as “bit of this, bit of that” and ” wouldn’t you like to know” often being heard.
“oi fleet, p-ss the lighter.”
“fleety rules!”
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