Flem
a common idiot misspelling of “phlegm”, which is “a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways.”
dude, bro, i’m coughing up so much flem today.
it’s ‘phlegm’, you imbecile.
an insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. could also be used instead of f-ck.
there is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
would be mainly considered british slang.
“flem you jenny”
“don’t be so flem”
“you mother-flemmer”
“this is well flem!”
british word for spit
-hwaaak- ptt
an amazing word to describe that catagory of people whose personality lingers between their gender and the next. it’s a word to use when people have grown out of the words such as “tomboy” and “tomgirl”.
“i don’t get it, she acts so much like a man sometimes.”
“yeah, don’t worry, she’s just a flem.”
when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.
i’ve just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem
i’ve got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy
the liquid some men seek from a woman’s c-nt. just as a person may only eat a cream egg for the cream in the centre, some men chose to eat out a girl purely for the ‘flem’. flem is the natural lubrication produced inside a c-nt before and during s-x.
husband: “i am so f-cking hungry get me something to eat”.
wife: -opens her legs revealing some flem-
husband: -enjoys the buffet-
a fat beotch
look at that flem
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