flerf


to use one’s face as a toilet
i flerfed all over nick eyer.
steven got a lap dance from a stripper and she flerfed all over him!
the name for cotton remnants that become wedged in your -n-l crev-sse after wearing boxer shorts, or some other sort of undergarment.
bob: “why are you taking so long in there? i gots to make some clay!”
jeff: ” i’ll be another few minutes, my joe boxers left a 10-footer of flerf in my -ss!”

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